"Quack" is roughly 25 words.
Brian Beatty's jokes, poems, and stories have appeared in numerous print and online pubs, including Alba, Conduit, elimae, Gulf Coast, Hobart, Juked, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, MicroHorror, milk, Monkeybicycle, Opium Magazine, Phoebe, The Quarterly, The Rake, Seventeen, and Yankee Pot Roast. He lives in Minneapolis.

Issue 5...WRAPS A SCIENTIFIC CORE WITH OUR MOST ECLECTIC SELECTION TO DATE—including two mini graphic novels and a script that will have you bubbling over with mirth.
