The Infinite Monkeys Protocol

by Lavie Tidhar

Issue 0 :: Spring 2007 (stories)

She chased him from one empty shell account to another, tracing phony netmail nodes, weaving through PABXs, through telephone exchanges, through backdoored commercial servers that shut down as she tried to pass through them, leaving the trail cold, forcing her to retrace her steps, to try again; but always he disappeared in the looping path that he had created for her through the networks, a path that seemed to spell out her name before at last it disappeared.

Sarita sat back in her chair and pressed her hands to her eyes. Her eyes felt loose in their sockets, like marbles made of biological tissue and left to float in a jar of formaldehyde.

She reached for her coffee. It was black and sugary and cold, and when she drank it, it was like being hit by a slow-moving tractor—an unpleasant experience, perhaps, but one that jolted her into a more involved awareness. She put down the coffee and picked up a copy of the Mutation Engine’s code. She had looked at that code every night now for the past four months and thirteen days, admiring the writing—it was what computer programmers would call elegant—but mostly she looked at one line of ASCII text which had been left there almost, one might say, unnecessarily.

It was not part of the code; it was a message. It said, ‘To Sarita,
who wanted to have a virus named after her.’

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"The Infinite Monkeys Protocol" is roughly 2700 words.

Lavie Tidhar grew up on a kibbutz in Israel, lived in Israel and South Africa, travelled widely in Africa and Asia, and has lived in London for a number of years. He is the winner of the 2003 Clarke-Bradbury Prize (awarded by the European Space Agency), was the editor of "Michael Marshall Smith: The Annotated Bibliography" (PS Publishing, 2004) and the anthology "A Dick & Jane Primer for Adults" (The British Fantasy Society, 2006), and is the author of the novella "An Occupation of Angels" (Pendragon Press, 2005). His stories appear in SciFiction, ChiZine, Postscripts, Nemonymous, Infinity Plus, Æon, Book of Dark Wisdom, Fortean Bureau, and many others, and in translation in seven languages.

Table of contents

stories poetry reports art comics

Sundown
by Debbie Moorhouse

Painsharing
by John Walters

A Yellow Sun with a Purple Crayon
by Michelle Garren Flye

A Problem With The Law
by Neil Davies

Songs Of The Dead
by Sarah Singleton and Chris Butler

One in Ten Thousand
by Athena Workman

4 Short Parables Revolving Around the Theme of Travel
by A.B. Goelman

The Doctrine of the Arbitrariness of the Sign
by Shweta Narayan

The Infinite Monkeys Protocol
by Lavie Tidhar

Moments Of Brilliance
by Jason Stoddard

Cutting A Figure
by Charlie Anders

The Eternal's Last Request
by Joshua Babcock

Where Water Fails
by Rusty Barnes

Longs to Run
by David Bulley

Pepé In Critical Condition
by Tomi Shaw

Sown Seeds
by Errid Farland

She Dreams in Colors, She Dreams in Hope
by F. John Sharp

Chicken
by John Mantooth

The Tale that Launched a Thousand Ships
by Janrae Frank

Trying to Make Coffee
by William Doreski

Fade In Fade Out
by Beverly A. Jackson

As a Child
by Kristine Ong Muslim

No Motor Home
by Kenneth Ryan

Past Due: Final Notice
by Kenneth Ryan

Fortune
by Kenneth Ryan

Dialogue with the Hollows of Your Body
by Benjamin William Buchholz

Ah Those Letters in the Attics or Modern Lit
by Lida Broadhurst

The first day of the last day my face fell off
by Rohith Sundararaman

Invitation To Kaohsiung
by Allen McGill

Poetry Code
by Robert Peake

Gutmouth
by Konrad Kruszewski

Kmantis Hunch5
by Konrad Kruszewski

Cosmonaut's Last Day
by Jamie Dee Galey

Changing Destiny
by Fefa

Bird and Ghost
by Sarah Coyne

Media Hype
by Jamie Dee Galey

The Kiss
by Konrad Kruszewski

Having Fun at the Party
by Fran Giordano

Jack Rabbit
by Jamie Dee Galey

Belly Busters
by Bruce Boston and Larry Dickison


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